About

My name is Rosie Jones. Neither the page 3 girl, nor the golfer with an ambiguous sexual preference.

One day, you will read my articles in print. In the mean time, you can run my blog posts through the photocopier and use them as bedding for your domesticated small mammals. Guinea pigs enjoy* the centre-right streams of consciousness from seventeen year olds.

 

 

* Results gained in private testing, variables of experiment included the sports pages of the Daily Mail. Guinea pig happiness may vary.